sachin

Happiness poem
Happiness is yellow like a fresh bananas skin. It rushes through my vains like a shark swimming at full speed. It makes me feel like an owl crusing into the night. I am a fresh yellow happy banana!!

Anger poem
Anger is red like burning blood. It pumps through my blood like a blood red killa whale. It makes me want to commit a mass murder. I am a mass murderer who loves blood!!

BY SACHIN

RANDOM STUFF

I love the sound of nature like Jason Deroulo JR. I like green grass not beans. I like the pies but not the flies. I do not tell lies but I hear the cries. I like to wear and drink beer.

BY SACHIN

I Am
I am an amazing cricketer who loves pancakes. I wonder how many pancakes I can eat at breakfast. I hear the crowd roaring as I hit the biggest six ever. I see th crowd stand up as I get 502* (302) I want to heal the world. I am an amazing cricketer who loves pancakes. I pretend to eat 1,000,000 pancakes. I feel the match ball in my hand as we (India) beat Australia by 10 wickets. I touch my knife and fork to cut and stuff loads of pancakes in my mouth. I worry about Mum not baking pancakes for breakfast. I cry when I get 200 on debut. am an amazing cricketer who loves pancakes. I understand that I cant always have pancakes. I say more after I eat 10 pancakes in a row. I dream of hitting a six 100,000,000 meters long. I hope mum will always make me pancakes. I am an amazing cricketer who loves pancakes.

BY SACHIN 2010 LOL :-)

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Brain damage

One random Saturday Josh was playing league for Richmond at Howick Domain. He had already scored 3 tries and made 38 tackles, his family was so proud of him it was the best game he had ever had. Suddenly Josh found himself running at a big dude. He got absolutely SMASHED!!!!!! He was lying on the ground like a dead person. They quickly rushed him to the Hospital. The doctor said that there is a 68% chance of him losing his speech and memory. “Oh no” said Patrick, Josh’s 11yr brother. One week later Josh was in bed instead of playing league. “Man this is boring” said Josh. It was a hard, boring 2 weeks for Josh. He couldn’t participate in after school activities and couldn’t go to school. Usually Josh wouldn’t mind missing school but they had athletics on which was a real bummer. After about 1 month later Josh was allowed to go back to school and participate in activities. But the day before league training Josh and his dad went to go and get Josh head gear and a better mouth guard!!

Ps: This is not a true story.

By sachin 6th April 2011 **//__Lol __//****//__JJ __//**